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Megan, 22.
UC Merced c/o 2014
Student Manager
My life has only just begun and I'll go where the wond blows. I love everything out doors and conservation biology. I have the love of my life by my side, a good bottle of wine, and having the time of my life.


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bestnatesmithever:

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video



Thanks drunk asshole for waking me up at 230am in your drunken state and I’m glad I got to call 911 on your ass for hitting a girl and then yelling at her to hit you back. I really Fucking hope they find you you pig




Being a college grad is great and all but when it’s dropped on you so suddenly and you have to lose your job because of it it kinda sucks. I know I accomplished something huge and that I deserve this break but the workaholic in me just can’t accept this fate.




tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER





fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.





shadowstep-of-bast:

scratchingpad:

Kittens post naptime

there are tears running down my cheeks i cannot handle this amount of pure unadulterated cute someone send help

So many yawns




tieenthusiast:

cuddlemedaddy:

Reasons NOT to get a cat:

  • They never knock before entering.
  • They walk all over you.
  • They can glue themselves to your body.
  • They touch your boob and then leave.

There is so much to love about this set.




vivzie-pop:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

this is still my favorite thing.


Today one chapter of my life ended 4 months sooner than I expected. My advisor asked to meet with me and told me that I had finished my requirements in May and did not need to return this fall. Hurray I’m now a college graduate, however, I now no longer have the job I expected to have until January. Thankfully my amazing boyfriend and father are going to do what they can to help me until i find another job. I am totally not ready for this since it was just dropped on me at 9am this morning and I worked a full 8 hours. therefore tonight i will get drunk and tomorrow reality will persist when I go to turn in my uniform and keys at work.





Expected to be done this fall but found out today I was done in spring. It’s bittersweet as I had to leave my job 4 months earlier. Here’s to the grad life 🍻 #everythinghappensforareason #realworldnow #honestlynotreadyforthis #byebyedc #illmissyouall





"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."

Anonymous (via lesbian-a-la-mode)







"Sir, please stop using your dick as a melee weapon. Sir, please."

Laine (via treesong)


just found out they changed class requirements and now I could have actually been done this spring and starting grad school this month. but nope school might have fucked me over

FUCKING GREAT!!





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