i just want some rough, passionate, mind blowing, out of this world sex after all this moving crap. my emotions are fucking everywhere and thats all i fucking want.
i swear i cant be out of here any faster. my housemate is upset that were taking our utensils. like what you think were going to leave them for you. fuck no. its not my fault your cheap ass never bought anything for the fucking common space use items and now you have none. see what happens when you dont contribute, you lose it all in the end. all i gotta say is he better give us our deposit on friday or i will raise hell.
he also took such a huge nasty shit that the whole house smells like it and he left the sink running in the kitchen…ughhhhh over him!!!!
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The things my father says #sorrybabe #timetogetridofyou #moving #dadsgotjokes
I swear alan is lucky that i love him so much because every single time we move he always has to leave for something. like everytime and im left all alone to pack/move/clean/unpack. i understand they are valid reasons but it just sucks because when i want to take a two or so hour break to rest because i fucking deserve he tells me to keep going or he wont do things on his own because hes waiting for me. like no if i have to do it alone so do you.
Seriously being on my period while moving is the WORST. I want to cry over everything, just want to lay in bed and cry. also the place were moving to has no ac right now and I just can’t handle that at all
Who wants to help me finishing packing??? I’ll buy you a nice dinner and some beer #seriouslythough #helpme #ihatepacking #ihatemoving
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This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
Steve Harvey is the best
"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]
Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.
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