me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Matty Healy (the 1975)
omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits so sad but im laughing so hard
Michelle K., Some (via opaqueglitter)
Oh God what have I done!?
She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
Please stop what you’re doing and look at this
a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.
How to please a woman:
1. Tell her she’s beautiful
2. Surprise her with flowers
3. Remember her birthday
4. Pull her hair and smack her ass
If you’re a girl
And you enjoy sex
It’s perfectly okay to talk about your enjoyment of sex
And don’t ever think otherwise
Express your very real and valid feelings and get made to look like you’re crazy and/or making it up.