this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video
Thanks drunk asshole for waking me up at 230am in your drunken state and I’m glad I got to call 911 on your ass for hitting a girl and then yelling at her to hit you back. I really Fucking hope they find you you pig
Being a college grad is great and all but when it’s dropped on you so suddenly and you have to lose your job because of it it kinda sucks. I know I accomplished something huge and that I deserve this break but the workaholic in me just can’t accept this fate.
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.
Kittens post naptime
there are tears running down my cheeks i cannot handle this amount of pure unadulterated cute someone send help
So many yawns
Reasons NOT to get a cat:
- They never knock before entering.
- They walk all over you.
- They can glue themselves to your body.
- They touch your boob and then leave.
There is so much to love about this set.
i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just
i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE
I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.
And it just gets worse as it keeps going.
this is still my favorite thing.
Today one chapter of my life ended 4 months sooner than I expected. My advisor asked to meet with me and told me that I had finished my requirements in May and did not need to return this fall. Hurray I’m now a college graduate, however, I now no longer have the job I expected to have until January. Thankfully my amazing boyfriend and father are going to do what they can to help me until i find another job. I am totally not ready for this since it was just dropped on me at 9am this morning and I worked a full 8 hours. therefore tonight i will get drunk and tomorrow reality will persist when I go to turn in my uniform and keys at work.
Expected to be done this fall but found out today I was done in spring. It’s bittersweet as I had to leave my job 4 months earlier. Here’s to the grad life 🍻 #everythinghappensforareason #realworldnow #honestlynotreadyforthis #byebyedc #illmissyouall
Anonymous (via lesbian-a-la-mode)
Laine (via treesong)
just found out they changed class requirements and now I could have actually been done this spring and starting grad school this month. but nope school might have fucked me over
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.