I love everything out doors and conservation biology. I have the love of my life by my side, a good bottle of wine, and having the time of my life.
It’s 6 am and under 30 degrees my truck almost woyldnt start it’s so cold and I had to start it 10 mins before I leave. Hopefully this is the last week I ever open because seriously it’s too fucking cold to be moving. Definitely not going to class today fuck it I’m too tired
i like otters
how can you not like this
OH MY GOD
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
we have this little fuzzy cube cat toy that had balls in it which the cat is supposed to fish out of it. what my cat does is stick his fucking head in it, he does it all the time, he loves this fucking cube and when i take it off him he just rams his head straight back in it. he runs around with this cube on his head, he beats up his brother with this cube on his head, he dips this fucking cube into his water bowl. #1 cat
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
THIS IS BY FAR MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO.
AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THERE IS NO OTHER VIDEO ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW
Lost it at 2:02
”are you seriously wearing no makeup?” “thats why you look tired” “you let yourself go” “your hair looked prettier before you cut it” “your boobs and butt arent big enough” “wow your thighs” “are those scars” “you’d be prettier if-“
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I would like to enroll in whatever kickass class he had.
don’t forget the guy punches the window glass with his bear fist!